NYT Best-Selling Author, Robyn Peterman
FASHIONABLY DEAD IN DIAPERS
And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard…
That’s nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren’t any books on raising True Immortals so let me give you a few tips…
~Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion and a map will help if you only have seven minutes and thirty-one seconds. You’re welcome.
~Parenting books are useless if you're not human. If your child is half Vampyre/ half Demon I would suggest not using parenting books at all--they can backfire like a mother humper. Trust me on this.
~Have sex.
~When your child tells you he has an imaginary friend, do not discount this as fantasy. Often times your child isn't imagining anything. If he persists with alarming and violent stories about this fictional buddy it's probably a Troll. Do a thorough search of your home and kill it. Decapitation works best. Some imaginary friends are harmless. However, it's wise not to take chances.
~Have sex again.
~When in large crowds, make sure you hold tight to your child's hand. Losing a child in an amusement park is terrifying. If you're truly paranoid a parent could consider putting a chip in their child. If you do this don't discuss it at dinner parties. People will think you are weird.
~At least cuddle.
~Playing with dolls is fun. Being one? No so much. If your child ever finds a Genie in a bottle, flush it immediately. Many children wish for things that are very difficult to reverse...like being doll sized. If this happens, move to Oz. There are many people of small stature there. And yes, it really does exist.
~Find a closet and go to town.
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NYT and USA Today best-selling author, ROBYNPETERMAN writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. She writes snarky, sexy, funny paranormal and snarky, sexy, funny contemporaries. Her addictions include laughing really hard with friends, shoes (the expensive kind), Target, Coke Zero Cherry with extra ice in a Styrofoam cup, bejeweled reading glasses, her kids, her super-hot hubby and collecting stray animals. A former professional actress, with Broadway, film and T.V. credits, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her peace and makes her whole, plus having a job where she can work in her underpants works really well for her.
A QUICK Q&A with ROBYN
ROBYN:All the time. Writing is my job (that I love) and reading is my hobby!!
ANGI: What’s the first book you remember reading?
ROBYN:Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothingby Judy Blume
ANGI: Can you tell us about a real-life hero you’ve met?
ROBYN:Every mom I know!!!!
ANGI: Hiking Boots or Dancing Heels?
ROBYN:Hiking boots—definitely.
ANGI: What’s your favorite cartoon character?
ROBYN:Sponge Bob and Cartman
ANGI: What do you like about the hero of your book?
ROBYN:He’s hotter that Satan’s underpants and he’s wonderfully flawed.
ANGI: Benedict Cumberbatch or Chris Pine?
ROBYN:Chris Pine
ANGI: What’s your favorite movie of all time?
ROBYN:I have two: Sense and Sensibility and This is Spinal Tap.
ANGI: Who’s your favorite villain?
ROBYN:Lord Farquaad (from Shrek)
ANGI: Would you rather be in a Fairy Tale or Action Adventure?
ROBYN:A mish-mash of both.
ANGI: What is your best wish come true?
ROBYN:My kids.
ANGI: What’s your favorite rerun on television?
ROBYN:Brady Bunch.ANGI: What's your most favorite thing to do in your state?
ROBYN:I’m supposed to say go to the races or UK sports (and they are both awesome) but I like hanging with my family and doing nothing!
ANGI: What’s your favorite meal?
ROBYN:My mom’s eggplant parm
ANGI: What is your biggest vice?
ROBYN:Coke with extra ice in a Styrofoam cup with a straw!
ANGI: If you could have your favorite movie star for one day, what would you do?
ROBYN:I already do…
ANGI’S GOTTA ASK: Since Valentine’s Day is this weekend… What would be the perfect date for you with “Hot Hubby?”
ROBYN’S GOTTA ANSWER: Sushi and then sex. Or possibly sex and than sushi and then sex again.
Previous GLIASinterviews
UP NEXT for ROBYNSOME WERE IN TIME
Shift Happens Series, Book 2
this spring
SWITCHING HOUR
May
PREVIOUS RELEASES by ROBYN
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HELL ON HEELS
Hot Damned, book 3
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